Sunday, January 30, 2011

Snug as a...

With the sudden pandemic outbreak of bed bugs, It is no longer cute to say, "snug as a bug in a rug", or "sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite", or even sing (to the tune of "Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light...") Oh say can you see any bedbugs on me? If you do, take a few 'cause I got them from yoooooooooooou!". Or, "don't bug me!", or even use the nickname Bugsy?

What are we to do?

I know, we will find a new astrological constellation, in the shape of a bedbug, and it will have a new zodiac name, like La Cucaracha, and be ever so popular! So much so that they will name a dance after it! SEE:
Yeah, that's the solution, problem solved- you are welcome.

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