Saturday, November 20, 2010

Jesus is watching you!

We have a weekend/visiting priest at our church, Father Gabe who works a joke into his homily during Mass, the following is tonight's:

A burglar broke into a home and was stealing items in the dark, and he heard someone say "Jesus is watching you!". He stopped, didn't see anyone moving, so he started his thievery again, and again he heard "Jesus is watching you!". He turned on his flashlight and saw a parrot who said "Jesus is watching you!". He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot said "Moses". "Moses, what crazy guy named you that ?" the thief said.
The parrot said, "The same crazy guy that named that Bulldog in the corner Jesus".

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